If it weren’t for the internet inspiring amazing cocktails, I’d never drink.
excuse me what. I want.
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
*whispers* Pomp and Circumstance
*distant band kids screaming in pain*
Pont de l’Archevêché, Paris, France
A couple writes their names on a padlock and locks it onto one of the bridges. They then throw the key into the Seine River as a symbol of their undying love.
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
a bucket of puppies is all i want in this world
true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
Learn To Dance (Acoustic) — Andrew McMahon (download)
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
My prom date
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
i love you
YES
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
